Patient: How much to
| Dentist jokes
Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled? Dentist: With pain $200 and without pain $100. Patient: Well, without pain it's cheaper. Pull it WITHOUT pain. Without anesthesia neither anything, the dentist begins to extract the tooth, when the patient outcry: Aaaahhhhhhhh !!!!! Hey, WITH pai
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Q: Whats the difference between
| Dirty jokes
Q: Whats the difference between purple and pink? A: The grip.
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Q: What happened to the Irishman who tried to
| Ethnic jokes
Q: What happened to the Irishman who tried to kill himself by .swallowing 100 pain killers? A: After two he began to feel better.
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When does a person decide to become an
| Accountant jokes
When does a person decide to become an accountant? When he realises he doesn't have the charisma to succeed as an undertaker.
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What happened when the monster kissed his one
| Humor jokes
What happened when the monster kissed his one true love? He left lip prints on the mirror!
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Hubby – You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why? Wife – When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears. Hubby – You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you? Wife – Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, “What other problem can there be greater than this one?”