Where do snowmen go to dance ?
| Snowman jokes
Where do snowmen go to dance ? Snowballs !
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An accountant is having a hard time sleeping
| Accountant jokes
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor. "Doctor, I just can't get to sleep at night." "Have you tried counting sheep?" "That's the problem - I make a mistake and then spend three hours trying to find it."
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Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings,
| Marriage jokes
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
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A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported
| Business jokes
A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said, "your first job will be to sweep out the store." "But I'm a college graduate," the young man replied indignantly. "Oh, I'm sorry. I
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Q. Why does Rilla get mad when he's in a
| Gorilla jokes
Q. Why does Rilla get mad when he's in a race? A. Because all his friends shout, "GO-RILLA!"
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What did the cannibal’s parents say when she brought her boyfriend home ? ‘Lovely, dear, he looks good enough to eat!