What time is it when a clock strikes
| Time jokes
What time is it when a clock strikes thirteen? Time to get it fixed.
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How can you help a starving cannibal?
| Cannibal jokes
How can you help a starving cannibal? Give them a hand !
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Cannibals capture three men. The men
| Cannibal jokes
Cannibals capture three men. The men are told that they will be skinned and eaten and then their skin will be used to make canoes. Then they are each given a final request. The first man asks to be killed as quickly and painlessly as possible. His request is granted, and they poison him. The sec
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Young Bobby was
| Parent jokes
Young Bobby was being fitted for glasses, and his father, standing beside him, said, "Now, remember, son. Don't wear them when you're not looking at anything."
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Years ago, Nebraskans got tired of leaning
| Weather jokes
Years ago, Nebraskans got tired of leaning into the wind, having their top soil blown away, and chickens laying their eggs two and three times. Seems the wind continually came down from Canada, and there was nothing between Canada and Nebraska to stop it. The farmers all got together and decided
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Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, “You’re next.” They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.