In a very small alley two trucks
| Car and train jokes
In a very small alley two trucks driving in opposite directions meet. As the drivers are equally stubborn, neither of them wants to reverse. They angrily look one at the other. Finally, one of them picks up a newspaper and starts reading. The other one politely asks, "When you've finished
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Q. Why is it that many lawyers have
| Lawyer jokes
Q. Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses? A. From chasing parked ambulances.
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Girl: Did you like that cake, Mrs Jones?
| Food jokes
Girl: Did you like that cake, Mrs Jones? Mrs Jones: Yes, very much. Girl: That's funny. My mom said you didn't have any taste.
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What did the vampire do to stop his son biting
| Vampire jokes
What did the vampire do to stop his son biting his nails ? He cut all his fingers off !
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Kelso met Hensley on the
| Telephone jokes
Kelso met Hensley on the street. "Hey!" said Kelso, "how come I never hear from you? Why don't you call me on the telephone?" "You ain't got no tellyphone!" said Hensley. "I know," said Kelso. "But you do!"
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What political party entices most Gorillas? The Treepublican Party!