How do you lead a horse to water?
| Horse jokes
How do you lead a horse to water? With lots of carrots.
[ read more ]
Doctor:
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor: You seem to be in excellent health. Your pulse is as regular as clockwork. Patient: That's because you've got your hand on my watch!
[ read more ]
A Brit, a Frenchman and a
| Ethnic jokes
A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden. "Look at their reserve, their calm," muses the Brit. "They must be British." "Nonsense," the Frenchman disagrees. "They're naked, and so beautiful. Clearly, they are French." "No clothe
[ read more ]
What does a bald elephant
| Elephant jokes
What does a bald elephant wear for a toupee? A sheep.
[ read more ]
What's an actuary?
| Accountant jokes
What's an actuary? An accountant without the sense of humour.
[ read more ]
What time is it when a clock strikes thirteen? Time to get it fixed.