Advertisement: Dog for sale. Really gentle. Eats
| Dog jokes
Advertisement: Dog for sale. Really gentle. Eats anything. Especially fond of children.
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What is the best kind of dog to direct traffic at
| Dog jokes
What is the best kind of dog to direct traffic at a busy intersection? A pointer!
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What's the matter son?
| Children jokes
What's the matter son? The boy next door said I look just like you? What did you say? Nothing he's bigger than me !
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Q: How do you make a violin sound
| Music jokes
Q: How do you make a violin sound like a viola? A: Play in the low register with a lot of wrong notes.
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A certain little boy had been spanked
| Children jokes
A certain little boy had been spanked by his father one morning. When his dad came in from the office that evening, the boy called out sulkily, ' Mum ! your husband's just come home.
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What’s the national anthem of Puerto Rico? “Attention K-Mart shoppers…”