What’s the matter son?

Q: Why do they always fly

| Political jokes

Q: Why do they always fly around a live turkey in a cage on Air Force 1? A: For spare parts.

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What do angry rodents send each other at

| Mouse jokes

What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time ? Cross mouse cards !

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Teacher:"To which family

| Elephant jokes

Teacher:"To which family does the elephant belong ?" Pupil:"I don't know, nobody I know owns one !"

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When does a horse talk on the phone?

| Telephone jokes

When does a horse talk on the phone? Whinny wants to!

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When do hamburgers most enjoy

| Burger jokes

When do hamburgers most enjoy watching TV? During PRIME time!

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What’s the matter son? The boy next door said I look just like you? What did you say? Nothing he’s bigger than me !