Q: Why do they always fly
| Political jokes
Q: Why do they always fly around a live turkey in a cage on Air Force 1? A: For spare parts.
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What do angry rodents send each other at
| Mouse jokes
What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time ? Cross mouse cards !
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Teacher:"To which family
| Elephant jokes
Teacher:"To which family does the elephant belong ?" Pupil:"I don't know, nobody I know owns one !"
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When does a horse talk on the phone?
| Telephone jokes
When does a horse talk on the phone? Whinny wants to!
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When do hamburgers most enjoy
| Burger jokes
When do hamburgers most enjoy watching TV? During PRIME time!
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What’s the matter son? The boy next door said I look just like you? What did you say? Nothing he’s bigger than me !