A survey was being taken on the University of
| College jokes
A survey was being taken on the University of Arizona campus. The survey taker asked a soccer player, "What do you think of bilingualism?" "Oh, I think it's okay," said the boy, "if it's between consenting adults."
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QUESTION: Why does the town idiot take
| Idiot and fool jokes
QUESTION: Why does the town idiot take his bedroom door off the hinges and put it to the sid every night when he goes to sleep? ANSWER: Because he's afraid someone would look through the keyhole.
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How does an idiot call for his dog?
| Idiot and fool jokes
How does an idiot call for his dog? He puts two fingers in his mouth and then shouts Rover.
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Q: Why do cats eat fur balls? - A: Because they
| Cat jokes
Q: Why do cats eat fur balls? - A: Because they love a good gag!
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What did the ice cream say
| Food jokes
What did the ice cream say to the unhappy cake? "Hey, what's eating you?"
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A young man comes home and says “Dad, just got my driver’s license and would like to use the family car.” Father replies, :”O.K., son. But, first, you have to get good grades in school, keep your room clean, make the yard is neat, and cut your hair. Come back in a few months and then we’ll see.” Well, several months pass and the young man comes into the house with his report card in his hand. “Dad, I got great marks on my report card. I’ve been keeping my room as neat as a pin, and the yard is always ship-shape. How about letting me use the car?” Father replies, “That’s all true, but son you didn’t cut your hair.” Son says, “But, dad, Jesus had long hair.” Father replies, “Yes, son, you’re perfectly right. And he walked everywhere he went.”