A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported

Mrs. McKenzie was showing Corbett, the

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Mrs. McKenzie was showing Corbett, the contractor, through the second floor of her new house to show him what colors to paint the rooms. "I'd like the bathroom done in white!" Corbett walked over to the window and shouted, "Green up! Green up!" "I want the bedroom in blue!" continued the woman

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How does a lobster answer the phone?

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How does a lobster answer the phone? Shello?

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Diner: Watch out! Your thumbs in my

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Diner: Watch out! Your thumbs in my soup! Waiter: Don't worry, Sir, it's not that hot!

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Why do you need a driver's

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Why do you need a driver's licence to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?

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Before a burglary trial, the judge explained to

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Before a burglary trial, the judge explained to the defendant, "You can let me try your case, or you can choose to have a jury of your peers." The man thought for a moment. "What are peers?" he asked. "They're people just like you your equals." "Forget it," retorted the defendant. "I don't want t

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A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said, “your first job will be to sweep out the store.” “But I’m a college graduate,” the young man replied indignantly. “Oh, I’m sorry. I didn’t know that,” said the manager. “Here, give me the broom, I’ll show you how.”