Q: What happened when the elephant sat on
| Elephant jokes
Q: What happened when the elephant sat on the car? A: Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!
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There were two guys working for the
| Idiot and fool jokes
There were two guys working for the city. One would dig a hole -- he would dig, dig, dig. The other would come behind him and fill the hole -- fill, fill, fill. These two men worked furiously; one digging a hole, the other filling it up again. A man was watching from the sidewalk and couldn't b
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Q: Why is
| Clinton jokes
Q: Why is Bill infuriated with Chelsea's new private school? A: They broke family tradition by making her wear a uniform.
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Seems
| Firefighter jokes
Seems the Shah of Iran was visiting Disneyland with his young son. The son seemed to be having a good time but had that look that something else was on his mind. The Shah asked, "What do you really want, Son?" The Son said, "A Mickey Mouse Outfit." With that, the Shaw went out and bought him
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Q: What do cats like to eat on a hot day?
| Cat jokes
Q: What do cats like to eat on a hot day? - A: Mice cream
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How does a lobster answer the phone? Shello?