A man and his son were
| Dog jokes
A man and his son were shovelling the driveway after a heavy snowfall when their dog, Lady, wandered away from them. Man, fearing the dog might be hit by car, shouted angrily: "Lady! Lady! Get over here right now!" The dog charged happily back over to them, accompanied by a commuter who had
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Why did the cowboy ride his horse?
| Cowboy jokes
Why did the cowboy ride his horse? Because the horse was too heavy to carry.
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There was once a wife so jealous
| Marriage jokes
There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldn't find hairs on his jackets she yelled at him, "Great, so now you're cheating on me with a bald woman!" The next night, when she didn't smell any perfume, she yelled again by saying, "She's not only b
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Can you read the following? Yy u r yy u b I c
| Spelling jokes
Can you read the following? Yy u r yy u b I c u r yy 4 me. Too wise you are, too wise you be, I see you are too wise for me.
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A not so rich couple decided to
| Travel and tourist jokes
A not so rich couple decided to stay at a very exclusive hotel for a night. The manager immediately recognized them for what they are but could not throw them out, instead he decided to be clever. In the morning the couple came to settle the bill and were surprized to find they owe $3000. "Ho
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Why don’t Purdue athletes eat pickles? They can’t get their heads in the jar.