St. Peter and Satan were having an
| Heaven and hell jokes
St. Peter and Satan were having an argument one day about baseball. Satan proposed a game to be played on neutral grounds between a select team from the heavenly host and his own hand-picked boys. "Very well," said the gatekeeper of Heaven. "But you realize, I hope, that we've got all the go
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Democrats let
| Political jokes
Democrats let their kids open all the gifts on Christmas Eve. Republicans make their kids wait until Christmas morning.
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A blind man was describing his favorite sport,
| Blind jokes
A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him: "I am placed in the door with my seeing eye dog and told when to jump. My hand is placed on my release ring for me and out I go with the dog." "But h
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A big-game hunter came across a dinosaur in
| Hunting jokes
A big-game hunter came across a dinosaur in the middle of the jungle and stared at it surprise."You're extinct," he said. The dinosaur was hard of hearing."What was that you said?" The hunter shouted at the top of his voice."You are extinct." The dinosaur looked a little nonplused. "So would
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Q. What is the difference between a fish and a
| Fishing jokes
Q. What is the difference between a fish and a piano? A. You can't tuna fish.
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What does a footballer and a magician have in common? Both do hat tricks!