How can you mend King Kong’s arm if he’s

Will you come to my party on

| Birthday jokes

Will you come to my party on Saturday? Yes, please, What's the address? 25 The High Street. Just push the bell with your elbow. Why with my elbow? Well, you won't be empty-handed, will you!

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Boy monster: You've got a face like a million

| Face jokes

Boy monster: You've got a face like a million dollars ! Girl monster: Have I really ? Boy monster: Yes - it's green and wrinkly !

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Two cannibals were having their

| Cannibal jokes

Two cannibals were having their dinner. One said to the other "I don't like your friend." The other one said, "Well, put him to one side and just eat the vegetables."

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What's wet and wiggly and says how do

| Various animal jokes

What's wet and wiggly and says how do you do sixteen times? Two octopuses shaking hands.

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A college business

| School jokes

A college business professor could not help but notice that one of his students was late to class for the third time that week. Before class ended he went around the room asking students some questions about the day's lecture. Of course, he made sure to pick on his tardy pupil. "And who was

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How can you mend King Kong’s arm if he’s twisted it? With a monkey wrench.