What's grey and never needs ironing ?
| Elephant jokes
What's grey and never needs ironing ? A drip dry elephant !
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Following some duty overseas, the officers
| Military jokes
Following some duty overseas, the officers at the Fort were planning a welcome home party and dance for the unit. Being an all male combat force, they decided to request coeds from some of the surrounding colleges to attend. The Captain called Vassar and was assured by the Dean that arrangemen
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Q: Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in
| Blonde jokes
Q: Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer? A: So she could keep the refrigerator cold.
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A tourist from the United
| Ethnic jokes
A tourist from the United States of America is at a resturant in Havana. He tells the waiter that the USA is the best country in the world because of the freedoms it has. He says, "Take Freedom of Speech for example. I could stand in front of the White House in Washington D.C. and yell 'Preside
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Before a burglary trial, the judge explained to the defendant, “You can let me try your case, or you can choose to have a jury of your peers.” The man thought for a moment. “What are peers?” he asked. “They’re people just like you your equals.” “Forget it,” retorted the defendant. “I don’t want to be tried by a bunch of thieves.”