The defendant
| Judge jokes
The defendant stood up in the dock and said to the judge, "I dont recognize this court!" "Why?" asked the Judge. "Because you've had it decorated since the last time I was here."
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Q: What did the puppy say when he sat on sand
| Dog jokes
Q: What did the puppy say when he sat on sand paper? - A: RUFF!
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General Minh
| Vietnamese
Note: The characters' speech should be spoken in a fake Asian accent. The r's and l's should be merged into an intermediate sound. When South Vietnam was nearing its end, and General Minh was in charge, a popular artist came to him and asked to make a statue in his honor (at government expense).
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The teacher is droning away in the classroom when he notices a student sleeping way up in the back row. The teacher shouts to the sleeping student’s neighbor, “Hey wake that student up!” The neighbor yells back, “You put him to sleep, you wake him up!”