Q: What did the puppy say when he sat on sand

What did the farmer call the cow that would not

| Cow jokes

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk ? An udder failure !

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What do you get when you cross a pig with a billy

| Pig jokes

What do you get when you cross a pig with a billy goat? A crashing bore.

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Where do milk shakes come from?

| Cow jokes

Where do milk shakes come from? Nervous cows!

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What did the astronaut see on his

| Space jokes

What did the astronaut see on his skillet? Unidentified frying (flying) objects.

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Doctor:

| Doctor and nurse jokes

Doctor: You seem to be in excellent health. Your pulse is as regular as clockwork. Patient: That's because you've got your hand on my watch!

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Q: What did the puppy say when he sat on sand paper? – A: RUFF!