What's a vampire's favorite drink?
| Vampire jokes
What's a vampire's favorite drink? A Bloody Mary.
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Old-fashioned Zachary approached Lureen's
| Parent jokes
Old-fashioned Zachary approached Lureen's father, intent upon asking him for her hand in marriage. "Sir," he blurted out, "I have an attachment for your daughter, and " "See here, young man," interrupted the parent, "when my daughter needs accessories, I'll buy them myself."
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What does CPA stand for?
| Accountant jokes
What does CPA stand for? Can't Produce Anything
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A doctor was vacationing at the seashore with
| Lawyer jokes
A doctor was vacationing at the seashore with his family. Suddenly, he spotted a fin sticking up in the water and fainted. "Darling, it was just a shark," said his wife when he came to. "You've got to stop imagining that there are lawyers everywhere."
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Mah sons real smart! crowed the redneck
| Spelling jokes
Mah sons real smart! crowed the redneck mother to an acquaintance. "He's only six but he can already spell his name backwards and forwards!" "What's his name?" asked the friend. "Bob."
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What do you get when you cross a pig with a billy goat? A crashing bore.