How did Bill and Hillary Clinton first
| Clinton jokes
How did Bill and Hillary Clinton first meet? They were both dating the same girl in high school.
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How do snails get their shells all
| Various animal jokes
How do snails get their shells all shiny? They use snail polish.
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Father Christmas: I thought I asked you to
| Christmas jokes
Father Christmas: I thought I asked you to go out there and clear the snow! I'm on my way, Father Christmas. Father Christmas: But you only have one welly on! That's all right! There's only one foot of snow!
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Q: What kind of witch goes to the beach?
| Witch jokes
Q: What kind of witch goes to the beach? A: Sandwitch
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Happiness Of Life
| Vietnamese
An American, a Frenchman, and a Vietnamese refugee had a discussion about the happiness of life. ""To me, happiness is returning home on a Monday evening, having a wonderful dinner prepared by my wife, then slouching on the sofa watching Monday Night Football,"" the American said. ""You American
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Old-fashioned Zachary approached Lureen’s father, intent upon asking him for her hand in marriage. “Sir,” he blurted out, “I have an attachment for your daughter, and ” “See here, young man,” interrupted the parent, “when my daughter needs accessories, I’ll buy them myself.”