Old-fashioned Zachary approached Lureen’s

How did Bill and Hillary Clinton first

| Clinton jokes

How did Bill and Hillary Clinton first meet? They were both dating the same girl in high school.

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How do snails get their shells all

| Various animal jokes

How do snails get their shells all shiny? They use snail polish.

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Father Christmas: I thought I asked you to

| Christmas jokes

Father Christmas: I thought I asked you to go out there and clear the snow! I'm on my way, Father Christmas. Father Christmas: But you only have one welly on! That's all right! There's only one foot of snow!

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Q: What kind of witch goes to the beach?

| Witch jokes

Q: What kind of witch goes to the beach? A: Sandwitch

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Happiness Of Life

| Vietnamese

An American, a Frenchman, and a Vietnamese refugee had a discussion about the happiness of life. ""To me, happiness is returning home on a Monday evening, having a wonderful dinner prepared by my wife, then slouching on the sofa watching Monday Night Football,"" the American said. ""You American

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Old-fashioned Zachary approached Lureen’s father, intent upon asking him for her hand in marriage. “Sir,” he blurted out, “I have an attachment for your daughter, and ” “See here, young man,” interrupted the parent, “when my daughter needs accessories, I’ll buy them myself.”