Jimmy, how many more times must I tell you to

Tower: Lufthansa 893, you're

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Tower: Lufthansa 893, you're number one, check for workers on the taxiway. Pilot: Roger ..... We've checked, they're all working.

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Do vegetarians eat animal

| Answer me this jokes

Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?

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President Clinton died and knocked at

| Heaven and hell jokes

President Clinton died and knocked at the Pearly Gates. "Who goes there?" inquired St. Peter. "It's me, Bill Clinton". "What bad things did you do on earth?" Clinton thought a bit and answered, "Well, I smoked marijuana, but you shouldn't hold that against me because I didn't inhale. And I li

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Q: How is a penis like

| Dirty jokes

Q: How is a penis like fishing? A: The small ones you throw back, the medium ones you eat, and the larger ones you mount.

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What did the stupid ghost do?

| Idiot and fool jokes

What did the stupid ghost do? He used to climb over walls.

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Jimmy, how many more times must I tell you to come away from that cookie tin? No more, mom. It’s empty.