MRS MONSTER TO MR MONSTER: Try to be nice

Bank manager: I'm sorry, sir, you can't open

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Bank manager: I'm sorry, sir, you can't open an account with this sort of money. They're wooden pieces! Lumberjack: But I only want to open a shavings account.

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Do you know the punishment for bigamy? Two

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Do you know the punishment for bigamy? Two mothers-in-law.

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How did the blonde

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How did the blonde burn her nose? Bobbing for french fries.

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How did the aliens hurt the farmer?

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How did the aliens hurt the farmer? They trod on his corn.

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What is the definition of Robin ?

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What is the definition of Robin ? A bird who steals !

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MRS MONSTER TO MR MONSTER: Try to be nice to my mother when she visits us this weekend, dear. Fall down when she hits you.