What do you call a dog in the middle of a muddy road ? A mutt in a rut !
Category: Dog jokes
Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for
Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat ? Cats can’t drive !
What do you call a dog in jeans and a sweater
What do you call a dog in jeans and a sweater ? A plain clothes police dog !
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals ?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals ? A guard dog !
What kind of dog chases anything
What kind of dog chases anything red ? A bull dog !
When does a dog go “moo” ?
When does a dog go “moo” ? When it is learning a new language !
How do you stop a dog smelling ?
How do you stop a dog smelling ? Put a peg on it’s nose !
Why is it called a “litter” of
Why is it called a “litter” of puppies ? Because they mess up the whole house !
How many seasons are there in a dogs life
How many seasons are there in a dogs life ? Just one, the moulting season !
What’s a dog favourite hobby ?
What’s a dog favourite hobby ? Collecting fleas !