1st Roman Soldier: What is the time ?
| Time jokes
1st Roman Soldier: What is the time ? 2nd Roman Soldier: XX past VII !
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Teacher: If you saw me standing by a witch, what
| Food jokes
Teacher: If you saw me standing by a witch, what fruit would it remind you of? Pupil: A pear.
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I don't know
| Idiot and fool jokes
I don't know what it is that makes you stupid but whatever it is, it works.
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What did one tooth say to the other?
| Teeth jokes
What did one tooth say to the other? Get your cap on, the dentist is taking us out tonight.
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Q: What's the difference between Bill Clinton
| Clinton jokes
Q: What's the difference between Bill Clinton and David Koresh? A: Koresh only burned 85 people.
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How do you stop a dog smelling ? Put a peg on it’s nose !