Teacher: Give me three reasons
| School jokes
Teacher: Give me three reasons why the world is round Pupil: Well my dad says so, my mum says so and you say so !
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Q: What do the Republicans have that Bill
| Political jokes
Q: What do the Republicans have that Bill Clinton wishes he had? A: A mandate to govern.
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A little girl goes to the barber shop with her
| Dirty jokes
A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father. She stands directly next to the barber chair, while her dad gets his haircut, eating her snack cake. The barber says to her, "Sweetheart, you're gonna get hair on your Twinkie." She says, "I know. I'm gonna get boobs too."
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What is the difference between a dressmaker and
| Farmer jokes
What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer? A dressmaker sews what she gathers, a farmer gathers what he sows.
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Which fly captured the ladybird?
| Insect jokes
Which fly captured the ladybird? The dragon-fly.
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A blonde’s house is on fire. She runs outside and yells, “Help me! My house is on fire! What do I do?!” Someone else yells, “Call 911!” The blonde yells back, “What’s the number?”