One day the bass player hid one of the
| Music jokes
One day the bass player hid one of the drummer's sticks. The drummer said, "finally! After being a drummer for so long, now I am a conductor!"
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Why does history keep repeating itself
| History jokes
Why does history keep repeating itself ? Because we weren't listening the first time !
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What lands as often on its tail as it does its
| Money jokes
What lands as often on its tail as it does its head? A penny.
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What was so good about he
| Christmas jokes
What was so good about he neurotic doll the girl was given for Christmas? It was wound up already.
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A huge American car screeched to a
| Travel and tourist jokes
A huge American car screeched to a halt in a sleepy English village, and the driver called out to a local inhabitant, "Say, am I on the right road for Shakespeare's birthplace?" "Ay, straight on, sir," said the rustic, "but no need to hurry. He's dead."
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Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away? 1) Get away or I’ll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.