There were four cats in a boat, one jumped out.
| Cat jokes
There were four cats in a boat, one jumped out. How many were left ? None. They were all copy cats !
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Science teacher: What happened when
| School jokes
Science teacher: What happened when electricity was first discovered? Fred: Someone got a nasty shock.
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One day a wife complained, "This wall clock
| Humor jokes
One day a wife complained, "This wall clock almost killed my mother today. It fell only seconds after she got up from the couch." The husband grunted and replied, "The darn clock always was slow."
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How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships
| History jokes
How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships ? With their eyes shut !
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A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two
| Police jokes
A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of traffic. He walks up to the drivers window and asks, "You drinkin'?" The driver said, "You buyin'?"
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What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer? A dressmaker sews what she gathers, a farmer gathers what he sows.