What's yellow on the outside and grey on the
| Elephant jokes
What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside ? An elephant disguised as a banana !
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An old man and woman were married for
| Marriage jokes
An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each other. When they had a confrontation, screams and yelling could be heard deep into the night. A constant statement was heard by the neighbors who feared the man the most. "When I die I will dig my way up and out of the gra
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If a band plays music in a thunderstorm, who
| Weather jokes
If a band plays music in a thunderstorm, who is most likely to get hit by lightning? The conductor.
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What's a rabbits' favorite TV show?
| Rabbit jokes
What's a rabbits' favorite TV show? Hoppy Days.
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Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears
| Mouse jokes
Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves ? Mickey Moose !
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What kind of dog is a person’s best friend? A palmatian!