What kind of dog is a person’s best friend?

What's yellow on the outside and grey on the

| Elephant jokes

What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside ? An elephant disguised as a banana !

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An old man and woman were married for

| Marriage jokes

An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each other. When they had a confrontation, screams and yelling could be heard deep into the night. A constant statement was heard by the neighbors who feared the man the most. "When I die I will dig my way up and out of the gra

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If a band plays music in a thunderstorm, who

| Weather jokes

If a band plays music in a thunderstorm, who is most likely to get hit by lightning? The conductor.

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What's a rabbits' favorite TV show?

| Rabbit jokes

What's a rabbits' favorite TV show? Hoppy Days.

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Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears

| Mouse jokes

Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves ? Mickey Moose !

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What kind of dog is a person’s best friend? A palmatian!