yo mama so stupid she worked at an m&m
| Yo momma jokes
yo mama so stupid she worked at an m&m factory and threw out all the W's.
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How many Wake Forest
| College jokes
How many Wake Forest fraternity brothers does it take to make chocolate chip cookies? Seventeen. One to do it and sixteen to shell the M&M's.
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Q: How many editors does it take to change
| Journalist jokes
Q: How many editors does it take to change a lightbulb? A: It was supposed to be in place last week!
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The teacher came up with a good problem.
| School jokes
The teacher came up with a good problem. "Suppose," she asked the second-graders, "there were a dozen sheep and six of them jumped over a fence. How many would be left?" "None," answered little Norman. "None? Norman, you don't know your arithmetic." "Teacher, you don't know your sheep. When one
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Q: How many senators does it take
| Political jokes
Q: How many senators does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two to sponsor the bill and thirty-three to constitute a quorum.
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What do you do? a young man asked the beautiful girl he was dancing with. “I’m a nurse.” “I wish I could be ill and let you nurse me,” he whispered in her ear. “That would be miraculous. I work on the maternity ward.”