A drunk stammers out of a bar and
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A drunk stammers out of a bar and runs into two priests. He runs up to them and says, I'm Jesus Christ. The first priest says, No, son, I'm Jesus Christ. So the drunk says it to the second priest. The second priest replies, No, son, I'm Jesus Christ. The drunk says, Look, I can prove it. and walk
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Have you got the address of the butter
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Have you got the address of the butter website? Yes, but don't spread it around.
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Why are football grounds odd?
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Why are football grounds odd? Because you can sit in the stands but can't stand in the sits!
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Why did the little pig hide the soap?
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Why did the little pig hide the soap? He heard the farmer yell, "Hogwash!"
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Teacher: What do you think
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Teacher: What do you think astronauts wear to keep warm? Girl: Apollo neck jumpers ?
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Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves ? Mickey Moose !