Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with
| Pig jokes
Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads? She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.
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On the first day
| Dirty jokes
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules, saying, "The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anyone caught breaking this rule once will be fined $50." He continued, "Anyo
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Three ladies were discussing the
| Old age jokes
Three ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, "Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand, while standing in front of the refrigerator, and I can't remember whether I need to put it away, or start making a sandwich." The second lady chimed in with, "Yes,
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What's the difference between a monster
| Monster jokes
What's the difference between a monster and a mouse? A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.
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How many auditors does it take to change a
| Accountant jokes
How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb? How many did it take last year?'
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A drunk stammers out of a bar and runs into two priests. He runs up to them and says, I’m Jesus Christ. The first priest says, No, son, I’m Jesus Christ. So the drunk says it to the second priest. The second priest replies, No, son, I’m Jesus Christ. The drunk says, Look, I can prove it. and walks back into the bar with the priests. The bartender takes on look at the drunk and exclaims, Jesus Christ, you’re here again?