What did one flea say
| Insect jokes
What did one flea say to the other after a night out ? Shall we walk home or take a dog ?
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The nurse who can smile when
| Doctor and nurse jokes
The nurse who can smile when things go wrong is probably going off duty.
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What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg
| Bird jokes
What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg ? It eggs-plodes !
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What's the difference between a lawyer
| Lawyer jokes
What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline? You should take your workboots off before you jump on a trampoline.
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What do you call a man with a double decker bus on
| Bus jokes
What do you call a man with a double decker bus on his head ? The deceased !
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Father Christmas: All right, my good lady, my face is my ticket. Box office attendant: Then you’d better watch out… there’s a feller inside who has the job of punching the tickets.