Q: Why did the blonde snort

When the crooked hamburger took it on the

| Burger jokes

When the crooked hamburger took it on the 'lamb', where did it go? Oh, 'ewe' know!

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Why do pens get sent to

| Criminal jokes

Why do pens get sent to prison ? To do long sentences !

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A small two-seater Cessna

| Aviation jokes

A small two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into a cemetery early this afternoon in central Poland. Polish search and rescue workers have recovered 300 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the evening.

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A military cargo plane, flying over a

| Aviation jokes

A military cargo plane, flying over a populated area, suddenly loses power and starts to nose down. The pilot tries to pull up, but with all their cargo, the plane is too heavy. So he yells to the soldiers in back to throw things out to make the plane lighter. They throw out a pistol. "Throw o

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Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in

| Yo momma jokes

Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.

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Q: Why did the blonde snort Sweet-n-Low? A: She thought it was Diet Coke.