Elf: My favourite film is about the man who

How does Robin hood send messages around

| E-mail jokes

How does Robin hood send messages around Sherwood Forest? By tree mail!

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When is a dog most impolite?

| Dog jokes

When is a dog most impolite? When he points.

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What did the farmer call the cow that would not

| Cow jokes

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk ? An udder failure !

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A man standing at a bus stop was eating a

| Bus jokes

A man standing at a bus stop was eating a hamburger. Next to him stood a lady with her little dog, which became very excited at the smell of the man's supper and began whining and jumping up at him. "Do you mind if I throw him a bit?" said the man to the lady. "Not at all," she replied, whereupo

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I don't think this whole White House

| Political jokes

I don't think this whole White House scandal is good for parents. I caught my six year old son David in a lie, and he said we could discuss it tonight in a "National Town Meeting."

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Elf: My favourite film is about the man who casts spells in the middle of a swamp. Father Christmas: That’s called ‘The Wizard of Ooze’!