After the Great Britain Beer
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
After the Great Britain Beer Festival, in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer. The guy from Corona sits down and says, "Hey Senor, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona." The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him. The guy from Bud
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Ref: I'm sending you off
| Sport jokes
Ref: I'm sending you off Player: What for? Ref: The rest of the match!
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But let's get real here guys, I mean who
| Marriage jokes
But let's get real here guys, I mean who exactly are we kidding ? A husband controls his wife in much the same manner as a barometer controls the weather.
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Democrats do much of their shopping at
| Political jokes
Democrats do much of their shopping at Target and Wal-Mart. So do Republicans, but they don't admit it.
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A prosecuting attorney called his first witness,
| Judge jokes
A prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman, to the stand. He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?" She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy. And frankly, you've been a big disappointme
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What did the mother ghost tell the kid ghost when he went out to play? “Don’t get your sheets dirty!”