Why didn't the pigs eat the rotten eggs in their
| Pig jokes
Why didn't the pigs eat the rotten eggs in their feed trough? They were saving the best for last.
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What was wrong with the boy's
| Christmas jokes
What was wrong with the boy's brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas? Forty feet of track - all straight!
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What do you call a pig with three eyes?
| Pig jokes
What do you call a pig with three eyes? ...A piiig
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As Bill was approaching mid-life, physically
| Religious jokes
As Bill was approaching mid-life, physically he was a mess. Not only was he going bald, but years of office work had given him a large pot belly. The last straw came when he asked a woman co-worker out on a date, and she all but laughed at him. That does it, he decided. I'm going to start a
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Do you know how to catch a squirrel?
| Vampire jokes
Do you know how to catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
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What happened to the wizard who ran away with the circus? The police made him bring it back again.