Why did the idiot plant nickels in his
| Idiot and fool jokes
Why did the idiot plant nickels in his garden? He wanted to raise some hard cash.
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First ghoul: You don't look too well
| Dead and dying jokes
First ghoul: You don't look too well today. Second ghoul: No, I'm dead on my feet.
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Abraham wanted a
| Humor jokes
Abraham wanted a new suit, so he bought a nice piece of cloth and then tried to locate a tailor. The first tailor he visited looked at the cloth and measured Abraham, then told him the cloth was not enough to make a suit. Abraham was unhappy with this opinion and sought another tailor. This
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What do baby swans dance to ?
| Dance jokes
What do baby swans dance to ? Cygnet-ure-tunes !
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BoyFriend: Why didn't you
| Birthday jokes
BoyFriend: Why didn't you give me anything for my birthday? GirlFriend: You told me to surprise you.
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A woman called and said, “I need to fly to Pepsi-Cola on one of those computer planes.” I asked if she meant to fly to Pensacola on a commuter plane. She said, “Yeah, whatever.”