'Five dollars for one question! said the girl
| Money jokes
'Five dollars for one question! said the girl to the fortune-teller. 'That's very expensive,isn't it ?' 'Next!
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What squeaks as it solves crimes ?
| Mouse jokes
What squeaks as it solves crimes ? Miami mice !
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A person checks into a hotel for
| Travel and tourist jokes
A person checks into a hotel for the first time in his life, and goes up to his room. Five minutes later he calls the desk and say, "You've given me a room with no exit. How do I leave?" The desk clerk says, "Sir, that's absurd. Have you looked for the door?" The person says, " Well, there'
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Computers make very fast, very accurate
| Computer jokes
Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
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Two government economists were returning
| Business jokes
Two government economists were returning home from a field meeting. As with all government travelers, they were assigned the cheapest seats on the plane so they each were occupying the center seat on opposite sides of the aisle. They continued their discussion of the knotty problem that had bee
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Two Yanks touring London in a taxi. What is that asked one of the Yank’s. Why that is Buckingham Palace answered the taxi driver. Well you should see the states we have much bigger houses over there, and that. That is the Post Office Tower. Oh our towers are much bigger. This went on for much of the day until they went past a another building. Our buildings are much bigger than that one too. I thought it might be said the taxi driver, That is the mental institute