What do you call a man with a double decker bus on

Did you hear about the snobby cow?

| Cow jokes

Did you hear about the snobby cow? She thought she was a cutlet above the rest!

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How many chimney does Father Christmas go

| Christmas jokes

How many chimney does Father Christmas go down ? Stacks !

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Patron: This bread

| Waiter jokes

Patron: This bread is stale. Waiter: It wasn't last week.

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Never before had Sue looked in the box that

| Marriage jokes

Never before had Sue looked in the box that her husband kept under their bed. The box had been there for the past 20 years of their marriage but she had never invaded his privacy. One day, while cleaning, she decided to take a look in the box. She didn't figure it was anything he was hiding

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What does a bald elephant

| Elephant jokes

What does a bald elephant wear for a toupee? A sheep.

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What do you call a man with a double decker bus on his head ? The deceased !