Q. What did the dog say when he sat on
| Dog jokes
Q. What did the dog say when he sat on sand paper? A. "Rough rough".
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Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a
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Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a broom closet? A: Only two men fit inside a broom closet at once.
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How many
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How many IBM employees does it take to change a light bulb? Fifteen. Five to do it, and ten to write document number GC7500439-001, Multitasking Incadescent Source System Facility, of which 10% of the pages state only "This page intentionally left blank".
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When is a black dog not a black dog ?
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When is a black dog not a black dog ? When it's a greyhound !
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Vietnamese Tradition
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A soldier in Vietnam saw a local man coming down the road with his wife behind him with a bicycle loaded with all their worldly possessions. The soldier asked him why he carried nothing but a cigarette and his wife had to push the bicycle alone. The man replied, ""TRADITION"". Two weeks later he sa
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Two government economists were returning home from a field meeting. As with all government travelers, they were assigned the cheapest seats on the plane so they each were occupying the center seat on opposite sides of the aisle. They continued their discussion of the knotty problem that had been the subject of their meeting through takeoff and meal service until finally one of the passengers in an aisle seat offered to trade places so they could talk and he could sleep. After switching seats, one economist remarked to the other that it was the first time an economic discussion ever kept anyone awake.