Why does a mother carry
| Baby jokes
Why does a mother carry her baby? The baby can't carry the mother.
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A patient asked the dentist, if it
| Dentist jokes
A patient asked the dentist, if it wasn't nasty to be all the day with the hands in someone's mouth. The dentist answered "I just think of it as having my hands in their wallet."
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Why does a chicken coop have two doors
| Bird jokes
Why does a chicken coop have two doors ? Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!
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How do we know the Indians were the first
| Ethnic jokes
How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America? They had reservations.
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A man stumbles up to the
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. 'Why, of course,' comes the reply. The first man then asks, 'Where are you from?' 'I'm from Ireland,' replies the second man. The first man responds by saying, 'You don't say. I'm from Ireland too. L
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For their 25th wedding anniversary, a man decides to take his wife on a trip to France. After two weeks touring France, they return to the airport for the trip back to America. While waiting for the plane, the wife turns to her husband and says, “This was the most wonderful gift I could have asked for on our 25th anniversary. I can’t wait to hear what you have in mind for our 50th anniversary!” Her husband leaned over, kissed her on the cheek, and said, “I’m going to come back and get you”