Doctor, doctor, I think I've been bitten by a
| Vampire jokes
Doctor, doctor, I think I've been bitten by a vampire. Drink this glass of water. Will it make me better? No, but I'll be able to see if your neck leaks.
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There once was a baby
| Various animal jokes
There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle drinking from a river deep in the jungle. For no reason, the turtle reaches over and bites the elephant's tail, really hard. Years and years later, the same elephant, now grown up, is by the same river, having a drink with his giraffe buddy, w
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Following some duty overseas, the officers
| Military jokes
Following some duty overseas, the officers at the Fort were planning a welcome home party and dance for the unit. Being an all male combat force, they decided to request coeds from some of the surrounding colleges to attend. The Captain called Vassar and was assured by the Dean that arrangemen
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Q: Why can't blondes put in light
| Blonde jokes
Q: Why can't blondes put in light bulbs? A: They keep breaking them with the hammers.
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What's a vampire's favorite drink?
| Vampire jokes
What's a vampire's favorite drink? A Bloody Mary.
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So the bus driver said to the string, “Are you a string?” and the string said, “No, I’m afraid not”. (A frayed knot).