A patient asked the dentist, if it

Why don't elephants like martinis?

| Elephant jokes

Why don't elephants like martinis? Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose?

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Can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?

| Parent jokes

Can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse? asked Rupert. "Okay," replied his father, "but don't stand too close."

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What happened to the witch with an upside down

| Witch jokes

What happened to the witch with an upside down nose? Every time she sneezed her hat blew off.

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Steve is going on an ocean cruise,

| Travel and tourist jokes

Steve is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor that he's worried about getting real seasick. The doctor tells him, "Just eat two pounds of stewed tomatoes before you leave the dock." Steve says, "Will that keep me from getting sick?" The doctor says, "No, but it'll look real pretty in

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Ill have to report you, sir, said the

| Police jokes

Ill have to report you, sir, said the traffic cop to the speeding driver. "You were doing 85 miles an hour." "Nonsense, officer," declared the driver. "I've only been in the car for ten minutes."

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A patient asked the dentist, if it wasn’t nasty to be all the day with the hands in someone’s mouth. The dentist answered “I just think of it as having my hands in their wallet.”