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A young naval student

| Military jokes

A young naval student was being put through the paces by an old sea captain. "What would you do if a sudden storm sprang up on the starboard?" asked the captain. "Throw out an anchor, sir." replied the naval student. "What would you do if another storm sprang up aft?" asked the captain.

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What's the difference between a rooster and a

| Dirty jokes

What's the difference between a rooster and a hooker? a rooster says cocka-doodle-doo a hooker says any cock will do.

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What does a bee get at McDonalds ?

| Insect jokes

What does a bee get at McDonalds ? A humburger !

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Q: You know what the

| Political jokes

Q: You know what the problem with political jokes is, don't you? A: They get elected.

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A deputy

| Police jokes

A deputy police officer responded to a report of a barroom disturbance. The "disturbance" turned out to be well over six feet tall and weighed almost 300 pounds. What's more, he boasted that he could whip the deputy and Muhammad Ali too. Said the policeman, "I'll bet that you're also an es

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