What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot
| Cat jokes
What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot ? A carrot !
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When a young hotshot conductor was making his
| Music jokes
When a young hotshot conductor was making his debut at the Met, he showed the jaded and skeptical orchestra how well he knew the music by singing all parts of the Lucia sextet during rehearsal. Afterwards, one musician was overheard whispering to the other, impressed, "Well, this kid really
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Q: Bill, Hillary, and Al are in a boat. The
| Clinton jokes
Q: Bill, Hillary, and Al are in a boat. The boat sinks. Who is saved? A: The United States of America.
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Which rabbit was a famous female aviator?
| Rabbit jokes
Which rabbit was a famous female aviator? Amelia Harehart.
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Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other
| Insect jokes
Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees ? Because they kept droning on and on !
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Q: What do you call it when a blonde gets taken over by a demon? A: A vacant posession.