A photographer for a national
| Journalist jokes
A photographer for a national magazine was assigned to get photos of a great forest fire. Smoke at the scene was too thick to get any good shots, so he frantically called his home office to hire a plane. "It will be waiting for you at the airport!" he was assured by his editor. As soon as he
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What did the sausage say when it
| Internet jokes
What did the sausage say when it couldn't log on to the Internet? If at first you don't succeed Fry, Fry again
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Why did the two boa constrictors get married ?
| Snake jokes
Why did the two boa constrictors get married ? Because they had a crush on each other !sna
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Why did the kangaroo love the little
| Humor jokes
Why did the kangaroo love the little Australian bear? Because the bear had many fine koala-ties!
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Why did the monster stop playing with his
| Monster jokes
Why did the monster stop playing with his brother? He got tired of kicking him around.
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At the inquest into her husband’s death by food poisoning Mrs Wally was asked by the coroner if she could remember her husband’s last words. “Yes,” she replied. “He said ‘I don’t know how that shop can make a profit from selling this salmon at only 20 cents a tin…”