When is a black dog not a black dog ?

Democrats get back at the Republicans on

| Political jokes

Democrats get back at the Republicans on their Christmas list by giving them fruitcakes. Republicans re-wrap them and send them to in-laws.

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Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto

| Sport jokes

Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch? He was the skipper!

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Q: Why did the chicken say,

| Bird jokes

Q: Why did the chicken say, "Meow, oink, bow-wow, and moo?" A: He was studying foreign languages.

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Q: What kind of witch goes to the beach?

| Witch jokes

Q: What kind of witch goes to the beach? A: Sandwitch

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Why was the big, hairy,

| Monster jokes

Why was the big, hairy, two-headed monster top of the class at school? Because two heads are better than one.

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When is a black dog not a black dog ? When it’s a greyhound !