Why does Bill Clinton wear
| Clinton jokes
Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear? To keep his ankles warm.
[ read more ]
A man takes his hamster to the vet, and
| Various animal jokes
A man takes his hamster to the vet, and after a short look at the creature the vet pronounces it dead. Not happy with the vet's diagnosis the man asks for a second opinion. The vet gives a whistle and in strolls a Labrador dog. The dog nudges the hamster around with its nose and sniffs it a coup
[ read more ]
What happened when the cannibal bit off a
| Cannibal jokes
What happened when the cannibal bit off a missionary's ear? He had his first taste of Christianity!
[ read more ]
How do you get the most apples when bobbing
| Halloween jokes
How do you get the most apples when bobbing at Halloween Wear a snorkel !
[ read more ]
Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch? He was the skipper!