Why was the big, hairy,

Patient: Doctor,

| Doctor and nurse jokes

Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points? Doctor: Sell!

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Waiter, are there

| Waiter jokes

Waiter, are there snails on the menu ! Yes sir, they must have escaped from the kitchen !

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Doctor, Doctor what did the x-ray of

| Doctor and nurse jokes

Doctor, Doctor what did the x-ray of my head show? Absolutely nothing!

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How many journalists does it take to change

| Journalist jokes

How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb? "We just report the facts, we don't change them."

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If it took six pigs two hours to eat the apples

| Apple jokes

If it took six pigs two hours to eat the apples in the orchard, how many hours would it take three pigs? None, because the six pigs have already eaten them all.

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Why was the big, hairy, two-headed monster top of the class at school? Because two heads are better than one.