Yo mama is so ugly the government

What do you get if you cross a radio music

| Journalist jokes

What do you get if you cross a radio music presenter with Match of the Day ? DDDDDDDDDDDDDJ !

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Q: How do you drown a blonde?

| Blonde jokes

Q: How do you drown a blonde? A: When he asks for a lifesaver, ask him what flavor he wants.

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What happened to the lost cattle?

| Cow jokes

What happened to the lost cattle? Nobody's herd.

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What do you call a crafty pig?

| Pig jokes

What do you call a crafty pig? CunningHam

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Teacher: If I lay one egg here and another

| School jokes

Teacher: If I lay one egg here and another there, how many eggs will there be? Fred: None! Fred (surprised): Why not? Fred: Because you can't lay eggs!

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Yo mama is so ugly the government moved halloween to her birthday.