Tarzan was tired when he came home.

What do you call a snake that is trying to

| Snake jokes

What do you call a snake that is trying to become a bird ? A feather boa !sna

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A boy frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and

| Biologist jokes

A boy frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and his Personal Psychic Advisor tells him: "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you." The frog is thrilled, "This is great! Will I meet her at a party?" "No," says his Advisor, "in her biology class.

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How do you make a blonde laugh on a Wednesday?

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How do you make a blonde laugh on a Wednesday? Tell her a joke on a Monday!

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Patient: Doctor, my

| Mental health jokes

Patient: Doctor, my wife thinks I'm crazy because I like sausages. Psychiatrist: Nonsense! I like sausages too. Patient: Good, you should come and see my collection. I've got hundreds of them.

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Doctor: Did you know

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Doctor: Did you know that there are more than 1,000 bones in the human body? Larry: Shhh, doctor! There are three dogs outside in the waiting room!

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Tarzan was tired when he came home. “What have you been doing”, asked Jane. “Chasing a herd of elephants on vines” “Really ?”, said Jane. “I thought elephants stayed on the ground !”