A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one
| Blonde jokes
A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn, she rolled the dice and she landed on "Science & Nature." Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?" She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"
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Q: Why don't blind people skydive?
| Blind jokes
Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A: It scares the heck out of the dog.
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How does a
| Monster jokes
How does a monster begin a fairy tale? "Once upon a slime . . ."
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YO momma so fat that they had to install
| Yo momma jokes
YO momma so fat that they had to install speed bumps at all you can eat buffet
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What is the hamburgers' motto?
| Burger jokes
What is the hamburgers' motto? If at first you don't succeed, fry, fry again!
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Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener! Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be alright. Mrs. Smith: But how do I open the can of beans?! The toast is getting cold!